32 Universal Truths About Men

Recently so many of my friends have started coming to me and asking me to advice them. There are so many problems when comes to relationships, and even though everyone thinks that women are complicated, what I think is that there are so many facets to a man’s personality that its more difficult to know what he would want.

For girls its always the fairy tale and the princess charming, but for guys, sometimes its Cameron Diaz, sometimes Megan Fox, one minute they’ll totally be into Angelina Jolie and the other it will be Scarlett Johansson. They are so confused, so I decided on writing down 32 things a man would say or think…

So here it goes..

  

1. Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.
2. I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise.”Baby please adjust”  
3. I love long hair. I don’t care if it’s 50 degrees.
4. I need to be told “no” sometimes. But I’d rather not. 
5. Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer.  
6. My eyes notice other women a lot ‘more’ when you are upset with me.
7. I expect you to be ready when I pick you up. Even if I get late.
8. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy. But they are classy and stylish for a man.
9. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me. (it’s just the sex)
10. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up. (I’m considering leaving you)
11. I don’t read minds. (Remember, I’m not a woman)
12. If I’m losing my hair, it’s not funny. (even though he makes fun of your weight)
13. When I talk to you about golf and you act bored I hate it. (even though I’m busy to hear whatever you have to say)
14. The woman I love is easy to please. (because I don’t have to put too much effort into anything)
15. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel like you're my mother. 
16. If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated. 
17. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.(even though I would never want yours)
18. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.
19. I hate it when you minimize, ignore or tell me I don’t trust you.(even though I do the same things several times)
20. I’m more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much?  
21. I don’t always know how I feel. That’s why I don’t tell you.
22. I don’t need you to do things for me. (I really do want you do so many things). 
23. If I do one thing and say something contradictory (I’ll always say the same to you)
24. I find myself wanting to please you (like a favor).
25. I really don’t want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless of the point. (even if it means sharing your life)
26. If I don’t share what I’m thinking, it’s because I don’t think you will listen without interrupting. (I’m absolutely blank, I’m not thinking anything)
27. I don’t like to argue and I don’t like to guess what’s wrong. Just tell me so I can fix it.
28. Don’t ask me, “Are you going to wear that?” when I’m already dressed.
29. A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him. (even if is a jerk)
30. If you cheat on me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.(but when I cheat I expect you to forgive me)
31. I don’t remember everything about our relationship but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
32. I need some time to myself to calm down when I’m upset so that I don’t say something I will regret.